The 70’s and 80’s commercial slogan, “Calgon take me away!” has nothing on today’s overused buzzword we know simply as, “Self-Care.” In fact my six children do a fake vomiting impression whenever they hear those two little words, probably because they got so sick of its predecessor — that classic analogy meant to justify my taking a break that went like this, “Mommy has to put her own oxygen mask on first before she can help you put on yours.” So now they officially refuse to travel on an airplane with me. (By the way, these same kids also signed a petition to prevent my talking about myself in the 3rd person, but that’s another blog entirely!)
So how did the pendulum swing so far in the other direction for females? You may recall not too long ago, most mothers put everyone else first, to the point of truly neglecting themselves, making motherhood synonymous with martyrdom. Gradually women learned it was okay to sometimes say, “No!” and that was kind of a nice, happy medium. Because sometimes we still said, “Yes!”
But now it’s gotten to the point where nobody shows up to help in an emergency because we can’t cope with any crisis until we’ve practiced good self-care. Imagine a horrible earthquake occurring, but before the American Red Cross sends assistance, they must slather Neutrogena’s soothing beauty balm onto their skin!
The next time you hang up the phone or part ways with someone while casually saying, “Take care of yourself now!” be aware that you’ve just granted someone permission to go get a mani/pedi, watch a soap-opera, and eat chocolate bonbons. That’s because “Self-Care” is loosely defined to encompass anything from aromatherapy (using essential oils!) to literally running away from life.
Join me now as we listen in on a “Self-Care, Self-Help, Do-It-Yourself Support Group” in progress: (And if you think that has too many “Self” words in it, congratulations you catch on fast!)
Leader: Take out your Self-Care journals and let’s make a list of what we need to have in our Self-Care kits. And then let’s take a Selfie holding them. Selma, please read your list?
Selma: Bath Salts, Bath Bombs, Bath Oils, Bath Bubbles, Bath Gels, Bath Sponges, Bath Scrubs, Bath Soaps…oh and you should put an actual Bathtub in your kit if it can fit.
Leader: Definitely! Sonia, your list please?
Sonia: I went the Mindful route. Is that okay?
Leader: Oh goody! Mindfulness and Self-Care go together like bagel and cream cheese, which you should also have in your kit by the way. Please continue . . .
Sonia: Mindful Yoga mat, Mindful Meditation book, Mindful Crystal, Mindful Meditation CD, Mindful Sunscreen, Mindful Money, Mindful Bra, Mindful Pillow, Mindful Birth Control, Mindful Michael Kors Purse, Mindful Nutella. . .
Leader: Terrific. You’ve discovered the main secret to Self-Care — just put the word “Mindful” in front of anything you desire and it’s automatically gonna be healthy and get our approval.
Sonia: Except “Mindful Children.” Somehow it doesn’t work with kids.
Leader: Whatever. Now let’s all recite the Self-Care first commandment together. Ready? “Caring for myself is not self-indulgent, it IS self-preservation.”
Suzanne: What about, “I think, therefore I am?”
Leader: Definitely not. You’re in the wrong place. The Self-Aware Support Group meets in the room down the hall.
Stacey: How about, “You can’t love someone else until you can love yourself?”
Leader: Sorry, you also don’t belong here. You’ll find the Self-Esteem Support Group meets in this same room but on Thursdays.
Stephanie: I have a question. I keep a diary, light lots of candles, get hand massages, eat avocado toast, go cloud-watching (I once saw one shaped like Gwyneth Paltrow!) unplug my cellphone daily, and breathe deeply while smelling roses, but still I’m completely miserable. Are some people just not good at this Self-Care stuff?
Leader: Security! Come quick! Code 5, I repeat Code 5! A Self-Sabotager has snuck into Self-Care! Calgon, take her away!
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying Self-Care is completely responsible for society’s narcissistic behavior or that we’re all returning to the “Me” generation, but perhaps “Self-Care” could include things like volunteering at a retirement center, adopting a homeless pet, buying the guy behind you a Starbucks, and leaving a comment on my blog. 😉 Now wouldn’t those things also make YOU feel good??
And if you’re a guy, what does “Self-Care” even mean for you? Have you been sucked onto its bandwagon too, or is this just a girl thing?
My self care involves writing!:D
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! Try it !
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Love this🙌🏼❤️ do check out my two new blog post about my trip to Barbados would love to know what you think 😊
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! Yes a total balance is so difficult with all this stuff in life, especially if you are an all or nothing type like me!
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Thank you so much for this astute comment! Stephanie
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I practice self-care at work all the time:
“No, I can’t file your reports for you, I have to respond to this blog…” !
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Somehow missed this comment but thanks so much, got a chuckle! Stephanie
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I love your thoughts on this. Especially your point at the end: that when you feel miserable, the answer might actually be to forget about yourself and help somebody else. It usually makes you feel better, and gives you perspective on your own problems, and lasts longer.
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Could you be the only one who got this?? Thank you so much!! Stephanie
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Hahahaha, so true! “911, I’ll get to your emergency as soon as my nails dry!” xoxoxo
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Lol. “And lady maybe if you’d practiced your self-care to begin with, you wouldn’t be stressed and having this heart attack.” Ok that’s bad. Thanks Mary!
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This made my day! Love it!
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Aren’t you sweet…. and you just made mine!
Thank you,
Stephanie
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I practice self-care at work all the time:
“No, I can’t file your reports for you, I have to respond to this blog…”
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Funny!!!! I’d write more, but I’m too busy with my Self Care activities!
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This made me laugh and made me think, Stephanie. I have trouble calling in sick when I am actually sick, so perhaps I could use a little more skill in ‘self care.’ However, taken to it’s extreme, it becomes narcissism. Working on balance….
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As always, honored to have you visit Molly! Yes a total balance is so difficult with all this stuff in life, especially if you are an all or nothing type like me! (And you?) I get a kick taking topics like this to absurd extremes however to see if there are laughs. Thank you for commenting!
Stephanie
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How true! Can’t there be a balance between self care and other care? Perhaps toddlers have the formula right . They swing from being adorable compliers to rebellious horrors in seconds yet we think that’s acceptable behaviour!
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Hmmm, interesting example of toddlers since at the end of the day, their behavior probably achieves a wonderful balance when it’s all tallied up. I wonder if that concept works if I eat an all protein breakfast, an all fruit/veggie lunch and then an all chocolate dinner?? End of day food harmony?? ;-). Thanks for commenting!!
Stephanie
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Try it !
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Here’s my good deed. I’m replying that this is cute.
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Thank you! Now I’ll pay that forward to another blogger….
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Don’t forget about ‘me time’
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Or from my last post, “Me Thyme.” 😉 thanks Marissa! Ps. Did I miss stalking you at Legoland??
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