There’s something sexually explicit (and illicit!) going on with your mobile device! It’s called Kindu and it’s a Smartphone app with the above image being a screenshot from just one brilliant suggestion it gave me.
Kindu was my inspiration for a humor article I’ve just had published RIGHT HERE, but which is probably a tad too racy for my regular followers — so you’ll need to depart from my blog to read it. The website put it under the category “Getting Naughty” but I don’t know how naughty you can actually get when you still use vocabulary like “naughty.”
I hope you get some laughs and will leave me some comments at the risqué and edgy website called BLUNTmoms because it will greatly benefit me. Indeed next time around, I hope they’ll hire me to write a piece called, “How Toaster Ovens Can Help You Get Lucky, Even Without a Bagel in Sight!”
Meanwhile here are the easy directions for Kindu should you ever venture into installation territory.
Using Kindu is as simple as 1-2-3.
1) Rate the sexual idea as either “definitely”, “no thanks” or “maybe.”
2) Next, let your partner privately rate the same series of ideas on their own cellphone.
3) Kindu cross-matches your responses and lists ideas you both rated as “Definitely” or “Maybe” in a common category.
The beauty is if your partner gave a “no thanks” to something that you rated positively, they will never know. Therefore with Kindu, your SICK (I added that part!) secrets are safe. Kindu only reveals fantasies that both you and your partner agree on.
SO NOBODY HAS TO KNOW WHAT A TWISTED PERSON YOU ARE!
Well, suffice it to say, “I can kinda do Kindu.” But not without some funny side affects and consequences. Again, you can read about it all right HERE!
On a much cleaner topic than both the sexual post and my garage, (but still closely related to electronics and the online world) — please also join me on a terrific webzine called, “Mrs. Muffintop” as I delve into what goes through the mind of a computer Hacker as they peruse your personal and private email accounts! Just CLICK HERE. And comments there are most welcome as well!
And as always, thank you for supporting humor that occasionally goes sideways. Okay, alright, completely upside-down.
Stephanie, AKA Little Miss Menopause