There’s something sexually explicit (and illicit!) going on with your mobile device! It’s called Kindu and it’s a Smartphone app with the above image being a screenshot from just one brilliant suggestion it gave me.
Kindu was my inspiration for a humor article I’ve just had published RIGHT HERE, but which is probably a tad too racy for my regular followers — so you’ll need to depart from my blog to read it. The website put it under the category “Getting Naughty” but I don’t know how naughty you can actually get when you still use vocabulary like “naughty.”
I hope you get some laughs and will leave me some comments at the risqué and edgy website called BLUNTmoms because it will greatly benefit me. Indeed next time around, I hope they’ll hire me to write a piece called, “How Toaster Ovens Can Help You Get Lucky, Even Without a Bagel in Sight!”
Meanwhile here are the easy directions for Kindu should you ever venture into installation territory.
Using Kindu is as simple as 1-2-3.
1) Rate the sexual idea as either “definitely”, “no thanks” or “maybe.”
2) Next, let your partner privately rate the same series of ideas on their own cellphone.
3) Kindu cross-matches your responses and lists ideas you both rated as “Definitely” or “Maybe” in a common category.
The beauty is if your partner gave a “no thanks” to something that you rated positively, they will never know. Therefore with Kindu, your SICK (I added that part!) secrets are safe. Kindu only reveals fantasies that both you and your partner agree on.
SO NOBODY HAS TO KNOW WHAT A TWISTED PERSON YOU ARE!
![Have sex in my garage?!! The Kindu authors must have known there's a cardboard Eiffel tower in there. (Don't ask why!) How romantic!](https://thequotegal.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/photo-162.jpg?w=600)
Have sex in my garage?!! The Kindu authors must have known there’s a cardboard Eiffel tower in there. (Don’t ask why!) How romantic!
Well, suffice it to say, “I can kinda do Kindu.” But not without some funny side affects and consequences. Again, you can read about it all right HERE!
On a much cleaner topic than both the sexual post and my garage, (but still closely related to electronics and the online world) — please also join me on a terrific webzine called, “Mrs. Muffintop” as I delve into what goes through the mind of a computer Hacker as they peruse your personal and private email accounts! Just CLICK HERE. And comments there are most welcome as well!
And as always, thank you for supporting humor that occasionally goes sideways. Okay, alright, completely upside-down.
Naughtily yours,
Stephanie, AKA Little Miss Menopause
Loved your Hacker article. Thanks for the invite over to Mrs.Muffintop. 🙂
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Oh hi you! Thank you. Mrs. Muffintop is so much fun. Submit something!!
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That is something I’d love to do after I finish working on my latest book. The hours are short, but good reading breaks are always a treat! 🙂
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Hello Little Miss Pause (assuming you’ve not changed your pen-name). How are you and how’s everything going on? Does the name “ISpontein” or “Wise-N-Impulsive” ring any bells?
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I am with the guy asking what is an app!? Is that something served at happy hour? LOL! You are a hot flash mess but I love it!
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OK…that was funny!
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Thank you and your comment over at Bluntmoms was GREAT!!
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Oh my. I guess I’m just old fashioned, but I think this takes electronics just one step too far……..hmmm…..
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oy, you should SEE the real questions on this Kindu App. Not to be believed!! Thanks for commenting!
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Oooh, i shall be going over to check out your other articles! As well as laughter, everyone needs a bit of ‘naughtiness’ in their lives!
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I agree– but just not the kind of naughtiness by children that requires a grounding and losing allowance. I have quite enough of that sort. Thank you for venturing outside of WordPress to my published pieces. I know many find that annoying. I am grateful for you!
Stephanie
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I always love your posts and it is no trouble going off WordPress to read them!
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Brought me to about 50 shades of laughter. There is something very familiar about that garage picture. You do like writing on the edge. That Kindu has suggestions from mildly racy to way out there. Very good article.
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That garage is probably your worst nightmare, considering you spent hours upon hours organizing it and poof– it looks like the Before picture yet again!
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I like it sideways! 😀 Haha, I thought this post was great. I have a friend who cooks hot dogs in the toaster. At the time I had never heard of such a thing, but yeah that conversation turned dirty real quick! XD
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Some people have a knack for making sexual innuendo out of anything! Thank you, Michelle!
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Hehe, yes we do! 🙂
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Haha, heading over there…
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Thank you– and I signed up to follow your marvelous blog as well!
Hope you had a great wknd?
Stephanie
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If any hackers could please tell me what my mother’s maiden name was that would be gratefully appreciated. Not her ACTUAL maiden name, obviously, because The Cloud completely denied that. But whatever alternative cyberspace decided to come up with. Much appreciated, thanks.
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Ha!! Leave it to you to bypass all sex related stuff and go straight onto the hack track! And truly, what is the Cloud??
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Oh, I looked at Kindu too, but would much rather snuggle up with my Kindle.
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Do not people understand EVERYTHING in cyberspace stays there forever. Some poor child is going to hack their parents account and see – a lot of stuff they wished they didn’t. Sad.
Oh, and what happened to good old talking about stuff, soon we will not actually speak to anyone (well, that happens now) it will all go through an app.
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Right and then people will need to go to therapy for their lousy relationships and there will be an app to lie down on a shrink’s couch. Thank you Claudette!
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It’s a vicious cycle Stephanie, a cycle of vicious that keeps the world twirling down to implosion.
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Just have one question. What’s an app?
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Surely you jest?
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Who is this Surely person? Do I know her?
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Aha! I just knew you’d be a fellow Airplane movie fan!
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Me and June Cleaver.
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Oh Stephanie what a dirty mind you have. I’ve always loved Paris. Who knew it was as close as San Diego—in your garage! How romantic. Whoops…I mean HOW NAUGHTY.
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HA! Really, the garage?? I don’t even think the “GOT JUNK?” man I would call to haul all this stuff away would consider even kissing in that filthy space!! Thank you so much and if you can leave a comment on the actual site, that would be sooooo appreciated!
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Yes and if making love in my garage doesn’t do it for you, please help yourself to anything you see in the photo!
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Beats bidding on what’s behind the garage door sight unseen. Plus, there is no chance of getting zonked!
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Just be glad those suggestions made no mention of old Dick Cheney speeches. I hear you Californians are weird…
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I am trying to escape California and move to Seattle for just this very reason. Oh, and I suppose also because it’s 92 friggin degrees here today! Blech. Not the way I like to get all hot and bothered. Thanks for reading Bumblepuppies.
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92 ain’t that bad…
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in MID MARCH?? (spoken just like a hot-flash free male, btw!) What’s summer gonna bring?
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Free saunas every day.
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Hmmm, I believe I may kindly leave Kindu to others. I’m not sure I want an app (and the evil geniuses who control it) to be privy to all of my (er, I mean my husband’s) proclivities. Heading over to check out your articles now! 🙂
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Thank you so much for heading over there, Karen – – any comments/twitters/shares MUCH appreciated!! And you’re right about the “evil” geniuses who control it. There are suggestions on there that have to do with graveyards. I think NOT.
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Oh Stephanie, you naughty girl…or maybe not naughty enough?? Read and commented.
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Yeah, I suppose I’m NOT Naughty enough, huh? I was super shocked at some of these suggestions. They make having sex in my garage seem like a really wholesome, clean idea!
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Indeed!
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