A few weeks ago, I let you have a glimpse into the email box of a 50 year old woman – – Me! It wasn’t pretty. So I decided that revealing my texts from this past week couldn’t be any worse. Disclaimer: I deleted all my complex Sext Texts rejects to this guy, Rex (you should see him flex his Pecs!) so I wouldn’t lose your respects.
Forget Vexing & Perplexing!? Where is My Sextng?!
1. We’ll start with my 16 year old – – needs no further explanation.
2. My Ex-Husband is still trying to move on. I once wrote a dating profile for him right here.
3. My 21 year-old son
4. In the middle of all this, I had a thoroughly delightful conversation with my younger kid’s teacher.
5. And then my own mother. . . she’s 72. Oh, and we’re Jewish. Need I say more?
6. So of course I had to do the right thing. Hmmph.
7. Naturally my “friend” Tiffany gave me lots of “empathy.” You can read more about Tiffany HERE.
8. And the other 21 year-old son now. (Yep, twins)
9. My own Mother once again texted (obviously recovered enough to get out and about) so I decided “if I can’t beat ’em, then I would join ’em!”
10. And I’ll close with another text between my teenage daughter (miraculously not about shopping) – – I initiated it this time!
So there you have it – – My Racy Text Life. And how’s yours these days???