Blogger Renee, in gold lamé beret (Passé!)
Ate soufflé at buffet (Gourmet!)
Played croquet with fiancé, at Chalet (Feng Shui!)
Drank blasé Grand Marnier, (cliché!)
Read “Eat, Love, Pray” in risqué negligee (where’s fiancé?)
Toilet began to spray – – called housekeeping to convey (naiveté!)
“She Showered in the Bidet!” (Oy Vey!)
http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2014/04/07/writing-challenge-fifty/
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Very clever. Well done.
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Why, thank you so kindly!
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Wow! Really clever stuff, indeed!
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I loved, loved, loved this post! I love all your posts actually. They’re hysterically funny and always make my day. I’m so grateful I found your blog. Lily-Eva
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What an incredibly sweet thing to say. That just made my entire week! And I’ve been exploring your blog as well and can see what an avid reader you are (so I’m especially honored.) Great book reviews you’ve got going on there!!
take care,
Stephanie
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Dear Ms. Lewis,
Another great post! It’s classic, and I don’t know how you do it! You are so good with words, and that is one of the reasons I never enjoyed playing Scrabble or Words With Friends with you! 😉
Mr. Lewis
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Thank you! But as a technical writer, you were the editing King. Thus, you should probably read my new post and get aggravated.
https://thequotegal.wordpress.com/2014/04/13/men-at-work-never-date-these-guys/
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This will be the last time I drink coffee when reading your blog!
Haha! I’d just taken a big gulp, then laughed so hard at the last two lines, I nearly sprayed the stuff from mouth (and nose, like little kids do with milk… it’s ALWAYS milk) all over the computer screen.
Still laughing over here!
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You are really adorable. Thank you! I was going to suggest switching from coffee to water (less staining) but with how long it took me to come up with my next post, I think you’ve nothing to worry about. I’m losing my funny – – help!
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Hey, have you seen this:
http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/04/08/nbc-sitcom-contest/?hpt=hp_t3
When I glanced at this I immediately thought of you.
🙂
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So sweet, Jessica. Thanks for thinking of me. I read the details and while it’s a fascinating concept, I was hoping submissions could be in a written format since they ARE looking for writers. But nope! They seem to want writers who are also videographers. Oh well. Should brush up on my film-making skills anyway- – maybe take my cell phone in the shower and record myself screaming ala Janet Leigh in Psycho. 😉 Thanks again and hope you’re feeling much better.
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E.L. James has nothing on your Fifty Shades! Witty, humorous, and everything else I’d expect from you. Though, I had no idea you were such a femme sophistiquée! <-I do hope that makes sense – I've never taken French, so if I somehow called you a fancy lion, blame google translate. Really though, very well done. I can tell you put a lot of thought into this masterpiece!
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Witty! Humorous! French! Femme Sophistiquee! Such compliments over a toilet poem! I’m flushing with pride. Okay, I really should delete that but I’m leaving it up so people can see just how sophisticated i am. Seriously, thank you Adelie. Truth be known, I did not like this piece at all, so I’m just glad it didn’t completely “tank.” Oh, there I go again….. 😉
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You’re so silly. I know it’s childish of me, but I always enjoy some good toilet humor…and you made it such an art form! I tried a bidet once- kinda scary lol! How come you didn’t like this piece? It’s simply magnificent! 🙂
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I don’t know. If felt contrived for the writing challenge, I suppose. Although lately when left to my own devices, I seem to create ____________. But blanks are in style. How else did Mad Libs get their start?
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Precisely! One cannot argue against the genius of Mad Libs! Though, you really did an amazing job, as always!
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Reasons why the minions operating my brain are terrible people:
I was paying so much attention to how clever this was that my funny bone needed a break from thinking, and the word “toilet” took me back to the “Her” parody puns from a while ago.
I’m done thinking today.
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I love it! I also was surprised when I posted this and then my “Her” piece came up as a “related” post at the bottom. Then I hit my forehead and said, “oh yeah — it’s the toilet link.” So you’re minions are not such terrible people. But this was a terrific comment. Thank you.
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So I don’t know how much you know about Ancient Greek philosophers…but based on some funny material I just learned about in class, I just wrote a brief sketch based on one who was pretty insane, and I feel like you are at the top of the list of people who would appreciate it. First time taking a crack at writing a comedy sketch for my site.
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Wait – – it did not come thru my reader? I am really confused how to get my reader to update?? I am glad you dropped in to tell me…headed your way now!
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Okay all my “Comment Readers” go see Bryon’s clever piece above – – “It’s a comedy of Ethic Proportions!” Sooooooooo witty!
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Excellent work! The maiden of 50 years rocked the 50 word challenge and wins a prize:
Oil of Olay.
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I cracked up at this. And can you please always address me as a maiden? Thank you, Kind Sir.
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Okay.
Maiden 1964
😉
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That’ll work. Course the organic status of any cuts of steak I send your way may be questionable. Not outa spite, it’s these 1964 eyes.
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😀 The last line almost killed me.
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I am glad you are still with us. 😉 Thank you very much for reading!
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You took the beret to a whole ‘nother level, cheri!
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Yay – – I am so glad to see your cute gravitar here once again. Next I need a picture of you wearing a beret. So demanding, I know.
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This is genuinely funny. Thank you for making me laugh this afternoon. 🙂
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I am so very glad to see you here from “Arthur’s Place!” Thank you very much, Christine.
Stephanie
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Utterly BRILLIANT! So original and funny. Well chosen words too, conjure up luxury and decadence in the imagination! When is the full length novel of this coming I wonder… Advanced orders!?!!! Love it xx
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Well, how sweet are you?! Thank you so much. I really wasn’t thrilled with this piece and debated about hitting publish. Thank you for bringing such encouragement to believe more in myself. Means a lot.
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I love that moment, debating to hit publish. Thanks for saying that, I thought it was just me!! Sometimes I hit it anyway if that makes sense. This post roared at me and just said yes! It’s full of empowerment. So glad you published!
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Interesting – – I wonder how many of us deliberate over hitting publish? Thanks again, my friend!
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(I have my hand half raised!!)
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It really is shocking
How she keeps on rocking
And churning up post after post.
Her own special humor
The wonders, the rumors
They always elicit a laugh.
And even when down
Her brow creased in frown
You still feel the goodness beneath.
So keep on rocking, Little Miss Menopause!
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I cannot believe how unbelievably lucky I am to have you as a follower. How in the world did you just carve out the time to leave a poetic comment like this? I love it!!! Your comment is so much more enjoyable than the post it’s under- – it feels undeserving. But I’m so happy you did anyway! Thank you. Really — thank you.
Stephanie
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Aww, thanks! I absolutely loved your post – your blog is always a must-read, no matter what. Keep on being awesome! 🙂
-Pille-
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Far too kind.
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She’s up till late or is it early
Lack of sleep can make her dreary
She pounds at her keyboard while weary
Spare us the dramatics, my dearie
You do make us laugh till we are clearly
In such stitches and crying for mercy
Laughing loud till we are teary.
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FIFTY EXACTLY! You Wendy, are something else! I cannot believe you left me this amazing comment! Thank you so much and you have my late nights pegged, precisely! Fifty nights in a row of insomnia! Come back soon!
Stephanie
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Quite cute!
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Thank you – – maybe it’s growing on me because I really didn’t like it at all at first and felt it could’ve benefited by another fifty words!
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If you can make it 50 words longer, you should. No one likes the end of clever! 😛
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Wonderful —I’ve never gotten further than Brett Favre’s oeuvre is in the football genre
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That’s funny – – Thanks so much, Ellen!
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Well said, twenty Oy vey!!! Cute and funny.
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Twenty and not fifty? Thanks you.
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Oh but of course fifty, what was I thinking ; )
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love your word plays
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Thanks Katie. I really appreciate that. I didn’t want to clutter up my actual blog with this but my desire to enter the writing challenge overtook my vanity. I really don’t like this piece though. Oh well.
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Exactly 50 – touché.
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You are a CLEVER HYSTERICAL DOLL!
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Takes one to know one!
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Now that’s crazy good and funny!
Sent from my iPhone
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Thanks. But I detested it to the fiftieth power, actually.
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Ha!
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