1. Bloghetti & Tweetballs
2. “All You Can View” Stew served in a Writer’s Block Crock pot.
3. Allegory Albacorey Tuna on Spellcheck Spelt
4. Hacked Halibut w/ Plagiarized Potatoes & Tender AsPUNagus Tips
5. Posted Eggs, Edited Over Easy. Served with Permalink sausage with choice of (depending how your writing is going) Belgium Awfuls or Fancakes, drizzled with Blog Cabin Syrup.
6. Quotation Quinoa Quiche with Jumbled, Crumbled, Stumbled-Upon Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo
7. Choice of Mixed Metaphor Mesclun salad OR Cliched Clam Chowder – – served with a butter-me-up flaky blogroll.
8. So You Think You’ve Posted the Holy Grail Lobster Tail? (served with corny kale!)
9. Dangling Participle Pasta – – Garnished w/ Grated Gravitar Graphics
10. Sauteed Jumbo Shrimp Daily Prawnmpts with Freshly Pressed Garlic and Cleverly Clarified Butter
11. Asian Typing Tai Pei with Wasabi Widgets
STARVING WRITER’S SPECIAL: Blank Screens Frank & Beans with Wordless Watermelon
AFTER YOUR MEAL, Please Enjoy . . .
Keyword Keylime Pie
Ping-Back Pumpkin Pie
Published Plum Pudding
Italian Italicized Ice
OR . . . we could always just eat our own words.