I’m opening a new restaurant which will cater to Bloggers everywhere. Here are some of the highly recommended dishes.
MENU
1. Bloghetti & Tweetballs
2. “All You Can View” Stew served in a Writer’s Block Crock pot.
3. Allegory Albacorey Tuna on Spellcheck Spelt
4. Hacked Halibut w/ Plagiarized Potatoes & Tender AsPUNagus Tips
5. Posted Eggs, Edited Over Easy. Served with Permalink sausage with choice of (depending how your writing is going) Belgium Awfuls or Fancakes, drizzled with Blog Cabin Syrup.
6. Quotation Quinoa Quiche with Jumbled, Crumbled, Stumbled-Upon Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo
7. Choice of Mixed Metaphor Mesclun salad OR Cliched Clam Chowder – – served with a butter-me-up flaky blogroll.
8. So You Think You’ve Posted the Holy Grail Lobster Tail? (served with corny kale!)
9. Dangling Participle Pasta – – Garnished w/ Grated Gravitar Graphics
10. Sauteed Jumbo Shrimp Daily Prawnmpts with Freshly Pressed Garlic and Cleverly Clarified Butter
11. Asian Typing Tai Pei with Wasabi Widgets
STARVING WRITER’S SPECIAL: Blank Screens Frank & Beans with Wordless Watermelon
AFTER YOUR MEAL, Please Enjoy . . .
Keyword Keylime Pie
Simile Spumoni
Deleted Donuts
Ping-Back Pumpkin Pie
Published Plum Pudding
Dashboard Cheeseboard
Expressive Espresso
Italian Italicized Ice
OR . . . we could always just eat our own words.
Once Upon Your Prime 
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This is absolute fantasctic and awesome. ♥ ♥ it
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great post and im here because of your wish
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Thank you, Wish Granter Carl!!
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Haaa!! LOVE IT!! My favorite was Tweetballs!!!
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Aww, thanks so much! It’s always a fun surprise to have someone find and comment on an older piece of mine. Stephanie
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What a fun blog post!! LOVE it!! Thanks for sharing!! Following you now!
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Thank you so much for popping in for a visit, commenting and following!
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Reblogged this on Midwest Girl's Dreams and commented:
This is an awesome resource! Entertaining and informative.
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How sweet of you. Thank you very much!
Stephanie
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You are so welcome and thank you for sharing this with us all. I am a true believer of Sharing The Blogging Love!
Teresa
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Can’t stop laughing! This is so clever and funny 🙂
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Awww thanks so much for popping in and being such a welcoming hostess on your own blog!
Stephanie
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Cute wordplay.
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Thank you so much for dropping in! It was fun to write but then I needed an antacid. 😉 Hope you have a great Sunday! Stephanie ps. Love that you’re an anonymous shopgirl, gonna check it all out!
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Not so much anonymous as I am an addict using this blog as my rehab. 😉
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Hi there! Found your blog via the meet and greet at amomasview. As a gourmet lover, could I have a “All You Can View” Stew served in a Writer’s Block Crock pot please?
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Depends, are you a good tipper?? 😉 Seriously thanks so much for taking the time to pay my blog a visit and leave a comment. I’ll follow the breadcrumbs back to yours! (yes, I was read Hansel and Gretel one too many times.) take care, Stephanie
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Hi, great post! Really quirky and right up my street. I’ve pinned it to my pinterest board. I too followed you over from Mostly Blogging:)
I’d love it when you have time to visit me over at http://www.myrealfairy.com
mainy xx
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LOL I’d love a #1, please! And as a South Florida native I must try that Keyword Keylime pie. It better be yellow and not green! 😉
Great post. Followed you over from Mostly Blogging!
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Hi Stephanie,
I wanted to let you know that 13 people went to your site today from my blog! 13 people clicked your link! I was happy to see and wanted to share with you the good news. Off to bed. I’ve been making bloggers wishes come true all night! =)
Janice
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Hi Stephanie,
Thanks for coming by my site today and commenting in my Blogger group and on the post. Exciting to see the interest.
Funny post, as always. I subscribed to your blog on Saturday but I don’t recall seeing this in my inbox. What day(s) do you post?
Janice
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Very very nice. I like it.
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Just chips British fluffy deep fried chips for me cos i love them… but served withsome Chinese dim “puns” gosh I am the Best whoops was that a pun?
Haaa thanks for the pun today*sniggers* pun I meant fun.
Thee theee!
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Little Miss Menopause, you are the funniest thing! Here from Mostly Blogging.
I’ll take a #3, with the Italian Italicized Ice for dessert.
Nom nom nom
Delicious!!
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Facebooked!!
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Oh my gosh, thank you soooo much!
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You’re very welcome!
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LOL I’ll take a number 6 with a Deleted Donut. What a creative and funny way to express how hangry us bloggers are lol. Love it. thanks for making my morning.
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No, you’ve just made mine! Thanks so much for visiting! Stephanie
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Funny! I especially liked the starving writer’s menu. Sharing on Facebook and I subscribed to your blog.
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Oh thank you! Wishes DO come true.
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After having writing a blog as such I usually end up with conversational hiccups. This is the second post of you I’ve read and I like your style. Write on – Craig Wilder
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I don’t know how I missed this kind comment of yours but please forgive my delayed thank you!
Stephanie
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Some Asian Typing Tai Pei,
can be had for lunch,
not to be forgotten,
is a drink of Rhyming PUNch. 🙂
Inspiring post. 🙂
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Pot boast for me since all the litterations have been scattered throughout the previous comments. How about a parents thesis for your next post? Jeez I love what you come up with, Steph.
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LOL you slay me Steph!!
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Tweetballs. If you know Twitter, I’m shocked Tweetballs aren’t trending!
Personally, I love a conventional cup of the cliched clam chowder, crackers crushed, please.
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Ha Ha! That was great Steph. I am definitely coming round to partake in some ‘Tweetballs’ and perhaps introduce you to my ‘adjective aperitif”‘
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Mmmm . . . Tasty! How about Sizzling Soliloquys and Simmering Silly Blurbs, topped with a huge dollop of Pro Crusty Notions?
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This was the (Freshly) BEST! I’m hooked. 🙂
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Ack!! Clearly I meant to leave this comment on your other post, “How I came this close to being Freshly Pressed”! Damn multiple tabs and being too sleepy to navigate between them.
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Very creative menu. I can tell it is all organically contrived. For those robust eaters are they served on a laptop or for those watching calories perhaps mini tablet. Served with compliments no doubt. Delicious idea. I know what I want for dessert, ; ).
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Very clever and so funny. I’d like to come in for a full meal and dessert. I’l like a Pina Commalada too!
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Haha! TOUCHÉ !! Thanks so much for tweeting and following.
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I have been thinking about opening a restaurant called Sam ‘n’ Ella. What do you think?
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Serving omelettes I suppose.
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Too early in the morning here for any witty remarks from me, Stephanie, but I enjoyed soaking up yours.
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Thank you again, Christine. Always interesting to hear from someone on a completely different time zone!
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Fabulous menu ! There will never be a famine in the blogging world ! I’m fussy. Do you have a drive in ? I just love turkey tags with fried customized widgets. 😀 ❤
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Wasabi Widgets, Ralph?? Coming right up!!
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Very good.. Published Plum Pudding for me please.
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Coming right up, Miss! Thanks for reading/commenting and following. I’m thrilled to have you!
Stephanie
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LOL just the laugh I needed!
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Hopefully calorie-free too. Not that someone with the word “Fit” in her name cares about that! Thanks for commenting!
Stephanie
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Hahaha! Actually has a two-fold meaning first that we are healthy in spirit mind and body in order to be able to serve those we love and that the food is also healthy to serve 😜😂
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ahhh, I gotcha! Love the wordplay even more now!
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😜
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What’s good on the Reddit-to-eat menu?
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Yeah, I love those Reddit custom online signs, which I gather is what you recognized from my opening restaurant menu signboard image?
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What’s good on the Reddit-to-eat menu?
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Reblogged this on Random Acts of Writing and commented:
those moments when you relate a little to much to the “starving artist special”!!!
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Thank you, very kind!
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It was great! I just had to share!
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This sounds like some tasty blogging. I’m pretty sure my favorite would be some bitter rhubarb pie. So are you in Seattle?
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Hey you – – my plans fell through for this summer and actually since I’ve been monitoring your weather, I’m kinda glad. What was up with the 90 some degrees for weeks on end?? NOT for me. Blech. Anyhow, then the New Yorker “Big One” article came out and I’m rethinking plans to move there. Your take on that?
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Wait, what? You’re thinking about movie to New York? WHAT? How cool! I wouldn’t ever want to live there, but huge opportunities, amazing! As far as the weather, that seriously never happens here. I remember maybe a few years ago, the weather was like 65 on July 4th. It’s been weird here the last few years. It should probably be fine next year. Anyways, good luck in NY if you go there!
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No! I meant the New Yorker came out with this
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one
about The Pacific Northwest and scared me so I am rethinking my plan of moving to Seattle!
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Holy crap! Thanks for showing this to me. Now I’m completely, totally, and 100% ready to move somewhere safe.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
LOVE the sound of these tasty treats 😍😃😄
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Hey, thanks so much!
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Welcome LMM – excuse the noise, I’m just chopping some vowels to add to a simile stew I’m making 😄😄😄
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Ha! You are so clever and I really love your expansive site. Thanks for leaving breadcrumbs here so I could follow them back to your greatness. (Note: Breadcrumbs not on menu, however. 😉
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I’ll take the Chicken Google Soup (for improved SEO, of course.)
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Aha! I just knew clever writers (like yourself!) would come up with some great ones!
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How about some mumbo jumbo rad gumbo served with prefix parmesan?? Perhaps with a thought torte…as long as it’s not store bought!!
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Love that Marissa . . . I can feel my mouth (or possibly my mind!) watering at the very thought.
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Love this post, Stephanie! Oh, and I’ll have the Once Upon Your Prime Rib, please…
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Thanks for tweeting this too, Ned. And how the heck did I miss Prime Rib on my own blog? Thank goodness you visited today. Always an honor, Sir.
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