And it tasted like chalky Pepto Bismo. For a change of pace this Valentine’s Day, I decided to catch my children off-guard with being festive. All it took was sending everyone an “adorable” Valentine’s app and a lot of Splenda packets to conjure up the sweetness in our lives for a day. At least that’s what I thought. Guess they don’t call them Conversation Candy for nothing! Have a look . . .
Me:
College Son:
Me:
College Son:
Me:
Then my two younger kids chime in.
Daughter 14:
Son 12:
College Son:
Me:
College Son:
Me:
College Son:
Me:
College Son:
Sick of this son’s smart retorts, I send a heart to his twin brother with a love greeting. It was very flowery and lovey-dovey sentimental.
Twin Brother:
Me:
Twin Brother:
Finally my 17 year old daughter (who btw takes 45 minutes to decide what she’s gonna wear in the morning) decides to join in . . .
Daughter 17
College Son:
Me
College Son:
Me:
College Son:
Me:
College Son:
Me:
College Son:
Son 12
Daughter 17
Me:
Daughter 17:
Me:
College Son:
Me:
Frustrated, I decide to send the Valentine app to my boyfriend….
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Desserts backwards = Stressed. Of course! And look — this time playing Scramble was HIS idea. At least this confirms I’m with the right guy.
Hope your Valentine’s Day will be a little more on task than ours! And now excuse me while I eat my own words…
AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HOW I ADVISE OTHERS TO HANDLE VALENTINE EXPECTATIONS AND PRESSURE JUST CLICK HERE!
Sweetest tale you’ve conjured so far 🙂
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This is the best thing I’ve read all year!!!!!!! –Sondi
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Wow, that’s so nice of you to say! Thanks so much!
Stephanie
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You are nuts. I like it.
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Deliciously funny, very sweet idea. It’s a lot less cleanup than covering yourself in chocolate although less appetizing for sure. I got a hearty laugh out of this one.
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Voled ti Phest ! Gater stop 😀 ❤
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Another funny post Steph! Can’t top that so I’ll just wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day! 💟💟
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Very cute idea — but can you send your love notes on See’s Candy please?
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Yes, definitely a new alternative for texting and it seems we get the annoying auto-correct type-os just the same!
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