Since today is Electron Day in the United States, I wanted to impress upon everyone how much your volt really matters. Each individual volt adds up and can create a great
change charge. And with enough electrical volts, we can even set a whole new precedent!
Now don’t worry if you’re totally against your friend’s electronic influence (you’d like to bolt when they volt!) you can still do something about it!
How to convert electron-volts to volts
volt = electronvolt / elementary charge
V = eV / e
If you’re not a good candidate for equations and math (because you’re not the scientific type) that’s perfectly okay. In fact if you love live theater, you can still “cast” your volt and show volter support — but during intermission be sure and exit the stage or platform and head to the large room where refreshments are sold — then you can call yourself a “Lobbyist.” And if you particularly like dancing, you can put your volt directly in a “ballet” box! Or maybe exert great influence dancing with the West Coast “Swing” Volters. (Be careful not to throw your back out.) I might even do a sexy pole dance at the polls later today, so stay tuned!
In fact, you don’t even need to be present this Electron Day. You can submit your absentee volt and your energy will still be felt. That’s called a jolt volt! But beware of volter fraud, or a Fraudian Slip. That’s when someone thinks they’re getting voltage, but it’s really wattage. You could get electocuted this way. Ouch!
Personally, I want to make my Volt count, so I’m going to buy my Volt.
Now remember, if you’d like to retract your original volt and try again, I think that’s allowed as well. Just be careful you don’t get labeled as Revolting.
And at the end of this Electron Day, (when you want to rejoice) you can attend a couple of festive bashes or galas. Your first or second celebration will certainly be enjoyable, but it’s your Third Party Volt that will really amp up the fun.
So be sure and Volt Today. “It’s Electrifying!”
What’s that?…..it’s Vote??? Oh….Never mind!
I’m Little Miss Menopause and I approved this (silly) blog! (In honor of Gilda Radner! Click HERE to see why she was against violins on television!)
Wonderfully charged with positively funny humor, Gilda Radner innocence (SNL DAYS), and its truly electric. I should have written you on the ballot because I would volt for you and vote too
So much cleverness went into this – sadly, I’m Canadian, so I’ll just be watching and waiting.
Perfect timing! Even those who are neutrons should volt!
I’ll join you for the pole dance! Or is that the polka??